Bob Ferguson claims he's unaware of the vandalized Tesla Charging Station in Centralia.
Politics | 2025/03/22
CENTRALIA, WA - Governor Bob "The Turd" Ferguson confused as to why anyone would think that state Democrats had anything to do with the vandalism of Centralia's Tesla charging station.
"Look, Everyone knows by now that climate change is our biggest priority, so why would we want to destroy Tesla, a company that's been on the front lines fighting for just that?" Ferguson said when asked if his party was affiliated with these vandals.
Earlier this month on March 11th, the Tesla charging station in Centralia, got vandalized with the words "kill Elon" and "Nazi" in red spray paint. Ferguson insists that neither him, nor his party, had anything to do with this.
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"I am working with the states Attorney General Nick Brown to get to the bottom of this and file our 1,000th law suit against the Trump administration in hopes to figure this all out." Said Ferguson, while also stating, "We are the party of peace dammit, and you better believe it!"
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