Lewis County Sheriffs Office now imposing Tariffs on all criminals that want to commit crime.
Local | 2025/03/09
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - As another way to combat the current budget crisis, Lewis County has proposed new legislation that will impose steep tariffs on criminals that want to do crime.
"We're tired of these free-loaders committing crimes for free. It's about time that criminals pay their fair share." said a Lewis County Sheriff's Office (LCSO) representative.
The LCSO is also searching for revenue to help heal the wounds caused by the poorly managed budget of last year."Look, we're searching common sense answers to help reduce our deficit, and this just makes sense", the LCSO representative said.
- Jenna Tolls
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Local | 2025/03/16
Brummer shows up for photo op in pajama's, Swears he wasn't sleeping.
LEWIS COUNTY, WA - County Commissioners wake up from slumber to get their photo taken for the local news paper to honor employees that actually do their jobs. Brummer didn't get formal memo.
Local | 2025/03/17
Local heroes save the day after woman with horrible eye sight reports a cat stuck in tree
CHEHALIS, WA – A normal day turns into anything but, for a local Chehalis woman, as she spots a stranded cat atop a tree and summons local heroes to rescue it
Politics | 2025/02/19
County Commissioners Aim For Guinness Book World Record!
LEWIS COUNTY, WA – The Lewis County, Board of County Commissioners, had a meeting this afternoon where the commissioners expressed their excitement in the possibility of breaking a Guinness Book World Record.