LewisCountyTalks.com — “Where the Truth and Slight Exaggeration Shake Hands”
Founded on the noble principle that local news should be at least moderately accurate and frequently entertaining, LewisCountyTalks.com delivers hard-hitting, occasionally fact-checked coverage of the events that (sort of) shape Lewis County.
Our team of dedicated reporters, keyboard warriors, and occasional livestock delivers the stories you didn’t know you needed — or necessarily wanted — with wit, charm, and mild grammatical errors.
Whether it’s city council intrigue, small-town mysteries ("Who keeps stealing the farmers market zucchinis?"), or investigative exposés on local potholes, we’re on it. Eventually.
Who are we?
Dean Gullberry — Founder & Chief Hearsay Officer Dean built the site using an abandoned MySpace template and sheer rural determination. Believes every story is worth telling, even if it’s mostly made up.
Janna Tolls — Conspiracy Editor & Local Weather Predictor Janna's dedication to chasing storms and suspicious shadows is unmatched. Also runs the "Chemtrail Cam" live feed 24/7.
Harry Snutts — Investigative Reporter Harry once spent three weeks undercover at the Napavine Bingo Hall to uncover "alleged" number rigging. He left with zero evidence and $62 in winnings.
“Anonymous Intern” — Meme Strategist No one knows their true identity. Some say they’re a local high school student. Others believe it’s a rogue AI trapped in the CMS.
Karens Spread Like an Infection in Lewis County, Sparking Over-the-Top Reactions Everywhere
Pe Ell Man Accused of Maintaining Eye Contact While Eating Banana -- Now Deeply Regrets Decision
